Please note that the warden and all prison guards will be on vacation effective September 20, 2011. This notice provides temporary relief from staying in your cells, as long as you are making a good faith attempt to comply being a good inmate, until November 21, 2011. Of course we won't be checking so who really cares. So get out there... loot rape and pillage to your hearts content. We won't tell on you. because.... we're not looking... Wink wink, nudge nudge.

And God, I hope nobody takes down the price of silver and gold while we are away....cause that would be a teriible thing, wink wink nudge nudge.