Doc...
Did I hear right that AR hired Billy Bummlikkr from PDG to sit on the board of AR and Brian Whatshisname to clean the terlets...
Jeez..I haven't seen any actual AR shareholders posting on this board...
Maybe there are none..and only Hedge funds...
But I guess Tib and Rico are still around ,but quiet..maybe Rico is making Christmas cookies..
Portee
This eighty-year old guy goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor says everything looks fine and then says, ‘What about your mental and spiritual state? Do you feel well?’ And the man says, ‘Oh its great! I’m very in touch with God. When I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, the light turns on for me and when I leave the bathroom, it turns off!’
The doctor thinks this is strange and later calls up the man’s wife. He tells her what her husband said and she goes, ‘Damnit! George’s been peeing in the fridge again!’ 4 years ago
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, ‘I slept with your mother!’ The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, ‘I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!’
The other says, ‘Go home dad you’re drunk.’
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied ‘I don’t know, it all happened so fast.’