Its simple Portee. Buy the Kodiak Motel and turn it into Sporty Portee's Palace of Pleasure. Interviewing the talent would be a major side benefit. It worked for Hugh Hefner and I'm sure there would be lots of govt. freebies for a new tourism attraction, employing scads of people in an economically depressed area I'm sure Doc would rather spend his Prodigy dough in Canada and would be a faithful devotee- he wouldn't have to suffer any jet-lag. All the other posters from the KXL days would doubtless be prime suckers as well. Please post your business plan.

While pondering your plan I have a joke to spur you on.

It has been determined that the most frequently used sexual position for older married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.