Aurelian Resources Was Stolen By Kinross and Management But Will Not Be Forgotten

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Message: Is gold ready for a "Rocket Shot"?

There have been many arrests made in this downtown Toronto neighbourhood. The police have been keeping their promise to crack down on the area's "bad element".Safeharbour and Buckshot live in this same neighbourhood.

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Safeharbour arrested for Piracy on The High Seas as he sails his sloop "The Black Pearl" into Palm Beach this date. When charged with the hanging offence of Piracy he is alleged to have said "Arggggggggggggggggg... gimme some gold!" Meanwhile at his home in Toronto Buckshot held 5 local officials hostage while demanding the release of Safeharbour.. At 11am today Safeharbour was released and Buckshot made good his escape.

Both men and Safeharbour's parrot were last seen heading in the direction of Ecuador in The Black Pearl. Both men were shouting "NO FEAR" as they rounded Cape Horn.

Reporting by Slonso Aoto

Edited by (????? LMAO)

Checked for errors by (once again LMAO)

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