Make them PAY for what they want to buy

If someone came to your front door and told you they were going to buy your house a $100.00

It's all it's worth...we had a couple of our guys look at it and they swear that's all it's worth. And look where it's located! A hell hole....

Trust me....we only want it because you need someone to take it off your hands, assume the risk. We're doing YOU a favor....

would you:

a) accept the cheque and shake his hand

b) accept the cheque even though it's post dated

c) kick him in the n*ts

The correct answer is C) KICK HIM IN THE N*TS

oops...someone's at the door............

safeharbour