Weren't no Osama in Eeraak, weren't no WMD in Eeraak, weren't no El whats it's face, in Eeraak. Know what there was in Eeraak? Oil, Black gold, Texas tea, but ole Jed Clampett beat Dubya to it. That's why they have a $612 Billion defence budget for 2009.

Just think of all those poor starving Arms manufacturers gonna get a piece o' that.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)