!) First guy, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy, "Your lucky, mine's still alive.
2) A woman said, "I never knew what true happiness was until I got married, then it was too late."
3) It is said, a woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
4) Little boy. "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Daddy replies, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."