1). I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.

2). I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

3). Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

4). You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

5). It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

6). I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

7) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

8). Ever stop to think, and forget to start again.

9). Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

10). To err is human, to really foul up requires a computer.

11). Wrinkled: was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.