DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight
into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."