THE WORST AGE
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"Sixty is the worst age to be."� said the 60-year old man.� "You always feel like you
have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
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"AH, that's nothin'."� said the 70-year old.� "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel�movement anymore.� You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day
and nothin' comes out!"
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"Actuallly," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
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"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
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"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.� I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem
at all."
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"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
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"No, I have one every moring at 6:30."
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Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every moring at 6:00 and crap every
morning at 6:30.� So what's so bad about being 80?"
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"I don't wake up until 7:00."
