'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?'

'Yes Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well Johnny, I'm sure I'll find out, so you might as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say Father.'

'Was it Teresa Volpe?'

'I'll never tell Father.'

'Well then, was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot say.'

'Cathy Piriano, or maybe Rosa Di Angelo?'

'My lips are sealed Father.'

The priest sighed, 'You're very tight lipped Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you have sinned and must atone.'

'You cannot be an Alter boy for 4 months, now go and behave yourself.'

Johnny walked back to his pew, his friend Nino slid over and whispered, 'What did you get?

Johnny replied, '4 months vacation and five really good leads.''