Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance

-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs

4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?

Signed, Desperate




Dear Desperate:


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.


Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html"
and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
.


But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources).


Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.



These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have

limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You

might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food
3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,