Dear Patrick & Tye I would like to present to you both my sincerest wishes for the upcoming festive season.

May you both develope severe cases of constipation as you sit down to give thanks for your Christmas dinner. May this affliction be accompanied by hemorrhoids so immense that you will forevermore be nicknamed,"GRAPES." (I'm not finished yet). May your Prostates grow and grow causing you to rise for a pee at least 5 times a night, for the rest of your lives. Have a wonderful festive season. Langosta.