Thank you for responding to my message.

Please refer to me as Professor as the Galactic Federation has placed me in charge of filling their coffers with Earthly gold. 

We strip the humans of their intuitive properties and revel in our loot.

We play on their fears and avarice and then take what we want with gluttonous delight.

But I married an Earthling beauty and she has beseeched that I learn to be sympatico with my fellow investors.

I keep telling her that the larger the magic the greater the incredulity.

I hace studied human pathos and recognize that even a Ureconian can't save your world.

It's up to you. As always, the choice is yours.

I plan to return in a few weeks as this engagement is coming to a close. IMMINENT, and I want to go HOME.