NN:

Don't you know the anointed one (Obama) is going to reduce our petroleum needs to zero by next year? All cars will be modified with a simple conversion kit available at the special price of $19.95 + $6.95 Shipping & Handling, available of course only by calling 1-800 - 345-6789 which will allow them to run on air. Of course it needs to be a special type of air. Actually, this revolutionary air goes by the name "thin air". It sometimes goes by the name "now you see it now you don't". Just like your tax dollars!

So, all of you Canadians better sell as much of that oil produced from that dirty ole oil sands as you can in the next year!

Why else would the anointed one just last week put so much of our oil lands off limits to O&G exploration. Only because we have "thin air".

Oh, by the way, for production of natural gas we are going to a new source. Beans! We'll show you Canadians with your dirty ole carbon based ever polluting fuels!

Brian