This can't be true, still researching ... (the below is obviously fascetious, I found it very humorous) ...

http://www.prisonplanet.com/bureaucrats-will-carry-out-mandatory-home-inspections-under-climate-bill.html

"carbon carbon carbon carbon chameleon you come and go oh oh oh oh Says:
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm

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A.P. - Nearly two thirds of the 17,000 government energy auditors never made it back to the office Tuesday, when they were deployed to do the governments mandatory CO2 inspection. Even more of a mystery is why three quarters of the investigators sent out to find the misssing also did not return. Authorities suspect it may be the work of Al Queda sleeper cells and pedophiles.

The contraversial HERS audit (Home Energy Rating Standard) has had much objection from the majority of U.S. citizens due to fascist implications, and was soon followed by the HIS audit (Hitler Inspection Squad) -which, if they were towels would look really sweet together hanging on that China made towel rack, which of course, is rated as highly efficient because it is made of recycled bamboo, but in reality is quite inefficient because they keep breaking and new ones have to keep being shipped all the way from China. Just last year one could have just made a better one by picking up a wind-downed tree branch and whittled it into a formitable towel hanger, but since the Tree Management bill passed in January, anyone caught raking or handling twigs in their yard without government permission will face mandatory prsion time of upto 20 years, 5 years minimum.

” _ ” Joe Plumber of Indiana is quoted as saying shortly before he was arrested for opening his mouth without filing the proper forms and buying a license…

etc. etc. etc."