"Their official NR are backed by 3 pages of cautionary notes and you ask us to believe whatever bedtime story they told you in a phone convo?"

I thought that as a CUU shareholder I might be able to lend a hand and help out in this long drought with no cash coming in by writing a disclaimer that would cover all news releases and cost the company nothing. It would work on every release and would save a ton on some lawyer writing and tailoring each release to all the individual words used in that particular news item.

See what you think:

"The above news release should be used for entertainment purposes only."

Should I call Elmer at home tonight with my idea?