"I feel that i've had a cactus up my ass for the last decade"

Thanks ducks. That sure put a grin on my face! Now I know just what to send Elmer for Christmas. Along with an instruction booklet on what to do with it. Do you think if we each send him one he might get the picture? Maybe not. I wonder how many shares it will take to buy and send a really cheap cactus? And then there's the card....