huh? what? my attorney VINVEC has instructed me to make the following statements......
re: poor schooling...
i cannot allow the credibility of my prior instructors to come into question....the california "independant study program" is without reproach...
re: attention deficit disorder... i plead "nolo contendre"
re: prior hooliganism....see 'attention deficit disorder"
re: pro-creation: while my gene pool may be fairly shallow it does have a diving board....billy joe mae says that baby is mine but i saw her brother jimmy joe diving out the trailer window that night and my lawyer VINVEC says i should say.....that baby aint mine jerry!
re: what were we talking about? i need a beer.....