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Message: GW -- If this week, who wins the bagel?

O&L...In a bizarre turn of events, if the permit is granted next week, Jetfan (May 5, 2008) will have his previously assigned "Roadkill" status rescinded and be awarded the bagel. Please note that although BKB-Brukle (June 15, 2008) has not yet been pronounced dead, the contest rules clearly state that the earlier prediction wins. Technically, Jetfan should not have been assigned "Roadkill" status until May 27th. Although Kracked1Nut (May 12, 2008) would come closest to the actual date (presuming the permit is granted next week)...his entry was received after the application deadline and he is not eligable for the bagel.



The Official Yubiri Ortega Memorial Permit Prediction Contest

Congratulations! These are the final official predicted dates and current standings. Don't forget...first prize is a delicious creme cheese bagel in honor of "you know who". In the event of a tie (same day predictions)....the bagel will be divided on a pro-rated basis. Where the exact date is not guessed, but predictions are equally incorrect (i.e. the permit is awarded on the 15th...but one prediction is for the 16th and one is for the 14th)...the earlier prediction date will win. More specific predictions win over less specific predictions. To ensure freshness, the bagel (or portions thereof) will be shipped Federal Express to the lucky winner(s). Contest results will be updated weekly. If no permit is issued by September 1st 2008, a new round of predictions will be solicited. This is going to be more fun than the Coolidge Inaugural. Good luck and Bon Appetite!

Bullfrog......................June 23, 2008

Coco.........................March 17, 2008 (R.I.P.)******

BMH...........................April 18, 2008 (D.T.C.)***********

Teutracker.................March 28, 2008 (R.)*********

GWHatesMidgets......April 15, 2008 (S.A.F.I.H.H.D.)********

KentUnderberg.........April 1, 2008 (R.H.S.I.)**********

KRYisforme................September 1, 2008

NewFieBullet.............March 18, 2008 (T.)*******

GoldTill2009..............April 22, 2008 (D.T.C.)***********

JimmyDeenO.............February 27, 2008 (D.O.A.O.)

DoGonn....................March 13, 2008 (DoGonn-Gonner)

GoldVision................March 17, 2008 (R.I.P.)******

SMC1177..................March 26, 2008 (R.)*********

BMBonger.................April 6, 2008 (R.H.S.I.)**********

HondoBud.................May 3, 2008 (R.I.P.)******

BamaJag...................April 15, 2008 (R.)*********

JetFan.......................May 5, 2008 (R.S.R.)************

C_Kondiah................March 4, 2008 (D.O.A.)*

Permit or Bust...........March 2, 2008 (D.O.A.)*

NoBear......................May 1, 2008 (T.)*******

Rayzz........................March 9, 2008 (R.)*********

WhoDunDat..............March 25, '08 (S.A.F.I.H.H.D.)********

CBelitz......................March 12, 2008 (O.P.D.)***

BKB-Brukle................June 15, 2008

VinVec.......................March 10, 2008 (T.E.N.B.E.)**

Rundle.......................March 11, 2008 (O.P.D.)***

InfoJoe.......................Friday the Thirteenth

FLGuy........................March 15, 2008 (R.I.P.)******

CantJustRead............March 23, '08 (S.A.F.I.H.H.D.)********

Home_Stretch............April 8, 2008 (O.P.D.)***

Tecciztecatl................March 11, 2008 (O.P.D.)***

Kracked1Nut..............May 12, 2008 (L.E.B.I)*****

Optionsgal.................???????????? (L.E.B.I)*****

*D.O.A = Dead on Arrival

**T.E.N.B.E. = Tag 'em 'n Bag 'em

***O.P.D. = Officially Pronounced Dead

****O.F.I.T.G. = One Foot in the Grave

*****L.E.B.I = Late Entry Bagel Ineligable

******R.I.P. = Rest in Peace

*******T. = Toast

********S.A.F.I.H.H.D. = Stick a Fork in Him He's Done

*********R. = Roadkill

**********R.H.S.I. = Rigormortis Has Set In

***********D.T.C. = Deader Than Crap

************R.S.R. = Roadkill Status Rescinded

Note: This contest is void in Iowa. 12% tax on winnings apply in New Jersey.





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