"but that doesn't mean I can't whine and complain and say disparaging things about Hugo "Numb Nuts" Chavez"

Not much you could say about him here that would be considered disparaging -- you might say "Hugo's a stupid fat ass that is dumber than a rock." Some might take the side of the rock, but I don't think that anyone would argue for Hugo.

Hang in there man, at least we still have a good shot at it, unlike LEH holders and many others. Hey, I here that CJR is selling CDs from his new Iceland branch. LOL