Chavez to expropriate all poop from its people and advised all to refrain from wiping since it will result in a waste of the waste, poop to be stored in reserve and will be used to create a Think Tank to further mess up the economy, Chavez stated on his new TV show "Alo, your crap is mine" reserve poop will also be used to replace any lost of brain matter from him and his administration, Chavez also passed a decree to have free access to poop in case anyone should steal his sh!t (coca leaves)