In my mail today I received a Karmic Help Form from Angela who apparently is my psychic. Angela says, and I quote "Numerous happy events are in store for you, first and foremost in the financial domain. Several "nice" money incomes are meant for you, including a particularly large one that should happen very soon, within 30 days."

All I gotta do is send this chick $14 bucks plus $5 bucks postage so I can receive my Karmic Pentacle of Luck and Protection... pretty sweet deal!

I figure this is that buyout we've been waiting for at $15 bucks a share :-)

You're welcome.