Yep...You got me. It's me everyone. I deliberately left out section (1).

(I am a serial conspiracy nut; I was in a padded cell for the last 12 years).

I hope you can forgive me. This is obviously NOT an emergency.

Just wondering...has the trial begun, against the Parties concerned?

I don't think this applies as the lawsuit hasn't been even been put into motion...yet.  ;-)