INSTALLING A HUSBAND
>>
>> Dear Tech Support: ,
>>
>> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
>> and
>> noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
>>
>> particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
>> which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
>>
>> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
>> programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
>> 6.5,
>>
>> and then installed undesirable programs such as :
>>
>> NBA 5.0,
>> NFL 3.0 and
>> Golf Clubs 4.1.
>>
>> Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
>> 2. 6
>> simply crashes the system.
>>
>> Please note that I have tried running Nagging205.3
>> to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>>
>> What can I do?
>>
>> Signed,
>> Desperate
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> DEAR DESPERATE, ,
>>
>> First, keep in mind,
>> Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
>>
>> Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>>
>> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and
>> try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
>> install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>> If that application works as designed ,
>> Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
>> the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>>
>> However, remember, overuse of the above application
>> can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
>> Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
>> Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program
>>
>> that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>>
>> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
>> Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
>> will
>> eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
>>
>> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
>> Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported
>> applications and will crash Husband 1.0
>>
>> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
>> but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
>> new applications quickly. You might consider
>> buying additional software to improve memory
>> and performance. We recommend
>> Cooking 3.0 and
>> Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>>
>> Good Luck!
>> Tech Support
>>
>>
>> May your troubles be less,
>> may your blessings be more,
>> and may nothing but happiness come through your door!