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Governments

posted on Nov 21, 2008 04:45AM

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and gives you part of the milk.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.