A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit
down and engage in an animated conversation.

> > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
> >first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
> >following:
> >
> > 'Emma come first.
> > Den I come.
> > Den two asses come together.
> > I come once-a-more! .
> > Two asses, they come together again.
> > I come again and pee twice.
> > Then I come one lasta time.'
> >
> > The lady can't take this any more,
> >
> > 'You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she
> >retorted indignantly.
> >
> > 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public
> >places about our sex lives.
> >
> > 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who
> >talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '
> > Mississippi '.'
> >
> > $5.00 says you're gonna read this again