thats why man invented "doggie style"......HA! i'm gonna lose points again....

oh well, i might as well go all out:

that chick's so ugly:

she's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

she's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

she's so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.

she's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

she's so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

she's so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

she's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

she's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

she's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

she's so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

she's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.

she's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

she's so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

she's so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

she's so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

she's so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!

she's so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.

she's so ugly,
that her husband takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.