Congratulations Coach!
As for what you call "SOB" well it may not have occured to you but I suspect from what you have been through on these boards, it is a prerequisite for the job. You have to be a bit hard nosed and thick skinned or else go insane.
And your sanity has and will be tested, bet on it.

Actually I wanted the post but was a bit short in the qualifications department.
( Earlier, I wanted to get hold of you through private e-mail but that feature seems to be turned off.)
Enjoy, Ed G.