I don't mind people commenting on my glasses, but...well, my horn,....that's private. I have never had to replace my horn, thank goodness, because I find it very useful when I'm not wearing my glasses.

Don't know "the Stalker" but he seems pretty good ...via Bill Murphy's LeMetroploe Cafe. He apparently is a discerning fellow with real focus.

His favorite "advice" is rumored to be: "When you're stoking the fire you don't stare at the mantle piece." I was young once too...but these days I suspect that is a reference to gold, not cash.