'unit,

You guys from Texas are so hard-headed! Not only did Lee Harvey Oswald have nothing to do with JFK's death, the guy who did was the father of the guy who rigged the World Trade Center towers with explosives and grounded all the jet fighters! He did it on his own, so that no one would find out.

Wake up down there, has the cold weather dimmed your noggin!!

Apparently, watching the stock market has dimmed mine!