Asking the CEO to elaborate on "functional" is bashing in your view but not mine and I need not your approval to ask anything. 
I will repeat for you because you seem to be a little slow. Bernard can walk over to Peter's office, get my name and then verify with the transfer agent how many shares I have as I am not on a OBO list. Let me know if you need me to type that again. 

I would have some warm cookies and milk tonight to settle your stomach. 

I beleive you are connected personnally to the company and that, is far more criminal than someone who would be a basher. You rest well now puddin".