For what it is worth..I enjoy your posts. Reminds me of a guy I met, Otis Gardner who has published at least one book and I believe still writes for a paper in North Carolina (see link below). You two have the same writing style....for a brief moment after I read your first couple of posts...I actually thought good ole Otis was here on the board. Anyways, if you wrote a book, I would buy it. Seems we have provided you with enough stuff to write about. There have been books about folks stuck in airport terminals, elevators, phone booths....why not a stock bulletin board?

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