"screwing up probably the biggest hearing of his or (our lives) by not being sharp, on top of things, articlulate, expert, and compelling?"

As somebody already posted, that description sounds just like Denny Crane:

"He often punctuates his statements by announcing his own name, "Denny Crane." On a case involving seniors and prescription drug prices, Denny forgot the details of the case and gave an opening statement that resulted in a mistrial, to his client's benefit."

And Denny has never lost a case - "his record is 6,043-0".

SDC


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_C...