Talk about reverse engineering. Good luck all longs, hopefully we will get to sit and relax one day.

Irish Railway Rider

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and
the Irish Railway Company: Iarnrod Eireann.

Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the
service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired
of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the
transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years
ago.

Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan

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Dear Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our
service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The
only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.

Sincerely, Iarnrod Eireann.

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Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the
ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible
and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to
town on his ass. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to
do on your train in the last two years!!!

Yours Truly, Patrick Finnegan