Arrrgh, th` saucy geeks from Stanford have infringed upon me person and vernaclular absconding with me intellectual popycock! Ahrrrg. I say we giv`em a broadside with a full volley of bilabial fricatives. Excellent due dilligence and call to Arm chips able seaman Sedley.....now bring us about and into the wind!

I say rum for all longs and set sail for Jamaica...arrrgh, eh,eh,eh.

Sink me, if my name be Wallace Beery, I`d reckon them Stanford weenies to be the future and I`d be out another job...Arrrgh? This could be a greater affront to legitimate piracy than Fleet Admiral Greenspam navigating a of ship of state. H-lls bells what`s next. Arrrgh

were are my Ray Bans!!