And what exactly is wrong with my mood. The Cubs have last 3 straight to a last place team, the Bears defense is decimated by injuries, my wife ran off with our 80 year-ol mailman, my oldest daughter is pregnant from her lesbian girlfriend, my dog chewed up my best Gucci cowboy boots, and I'm in mourning for Bigplay's $30,000 screwup.

I thought my mood was pretty good considering the above.

ooopppss..did I type that out loud?