"will cease and deceased from this topic."

I know your just having fun with us readers, but with no doubt you ment to write desist.

"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. "

" I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

-Groucho-