I'll give you something to drink to:
(Apologies in advance to the board Sage)
Monday Morning News Headlines:
Steelers Dash Patsies Dreams of Undefeated Season 31-17 (Bellicose reviewing videotape to see how he can alter outcome and win by 3 pts)
Patriot Scientific Agrees to Sell MMP Licenses to Toshiba, Matsushita, and NEC and Uses Proceeds to Purchase Toshiba, Matsushita and NEC (Former Eastern Texas Judge named Chairman of the Board of new mega Corporation)