Just for fun and not completely OT
posted on
Dec 09, 2009 07:28PM
If we were to write an ad for a CEO would it look like this?
CEO wanted
Special skill sets necessary to do the job are not required. You must be opportunistic and sound good on paper. We don’t care if you have massive misses along the way. We are offering an attractive six figure income, generous compensation plan including a bonus and stock options, no accountability required and when you leave in less than a year or we decide to terminate you there will be a generous severance package, perhaps the best in the industry. Did I mention a $1000 per month car allowance too and a staff of less than five? to manage.
The company produces nothing tangible, has no services that are widely being used but we do have the best patents around as evidenced by the litigation and subsequent reexams that have tied them up for years. However, when the flood gates open and the revenues come pouring in, with or without your help, your compensation will be even better.