Scarecrows could run PTSC and would be much cheaper!
Were you referring to a certain Mr W Gummidge?:
A walking, talking scarecrow, Gummidge has a set of interchangeable turnip, mangel worzel and swede heads, each of which suit a particular occasion or endow him with a specific skill
if so, I very much doubt he would be cheaper.
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