If you've never seen this movie that dramatizes the great heroism of my anscestors, I highly recommend it. It's a bit over the top, but I loved it.
I've taken a little literary license here with some of the movie dialouge, but hey!:
HTC and the Serial Infringers as Xerxes : There will be no glory in your sacrifice. We will erase even the memory of PTSC and the MMP from the histories! Every piece of Patent parchment shall be burned. Every Agoracom historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of PTSC, or the MMP, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
PTSC/TPL as King Leonidas: The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.
If only our team's leaders can show 1/8th the character of Leonidas and just 1/16th the fight of the Spartans! Sure, we may be "fighting in the shade", but HTC and the Dirty No Good Gang of Nine would be TOAST. Tonight, we dine in HELL!!!