On advice of counsel, our client LambertsLunatics will refrain from public comment regarding events that transpired today and in the recent past.  Therefore, we will be issuing all public communications on behalf of the esteemed Mr. LL.

It has been implied in posts today that a team hailing from the western part of the great state of PA, from now on to be referred to as "The Great Team" or "TGT" had been somehow bested in an athletic contest today, by the Despicable Ingnorant Cheaters Kissasses and SOB's, from now on to be referred to as "DICKS".  Mr. LL believes these claims have no validity, and intends to vigourously defend against these libelous comments.  Furthermore, Mr. LL affirmatively asserts that said athletic contest was clearly illegally and/or ineptly officiated to produce and outcome that would be favorable to a know cheater, heretofore referred to as Mrs. Bellicheat, aka Bill Bellicose, aka RichardHead.

Exhibits clearly supporting Mr. LL's correct and unimpeachable analysis are the 3rd down and three play on the first drive by The Great Team, on which a party known as one Michael Vrabel, did hereby illegally jump offsides by a wide margin causing the Lord's QB to leave the pocket and make a throw out of the endzone.  Rather than a 1st and goal, The Great Team kicked a field goal.  Secondly, while overcoming earlier events that will be discussed later, TGT was injured greatly by this eggregious officiating when on another 3rd and goal, a party know as Rodney "Dirtiest Player in the NFL" Harrison, mugged, raped and attempted to murder the God sent Santonio Holmes as he gallantly and nobely tried to catch a pass from the Lord's QB in the corner of the endzone after said QB marched his band of Heaven's warriors effortly down the throats of the DICKS and whereby such a score would have resulted in many more of such scoring plays for the TGT on the afternoon.

In addition to these above eggregiuos and malificent deeds perpetrated upon The Great Team, two instances of additional malfeasence took place between them during which a Randall Moss (a known fellon) and a Jabbar Gaffney illegally and knowinly accepted stolen goods that caused injury to the scoring, and ipso facto and magna cum laud provided unjust enrichment to the DICKS.

In light of this prepoderance of evidence, it is so orderd by Judge Ward, that any judgement on this proceeding shall be caused to be stayed for period of six weeks when The Great Team will face the Dicks in the AFC Championship Game and will run roughshod on Bill Bellicose and his Band of Cheaters.