We've all heard those stories about some person > really having "guts" or > "balls". But do you really know the difference > between them? In an effort to > keep you informed, the definition for each is listed > below ...

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> GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with > the guys, being > assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the > guts to ask: "Are you > still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

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> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with > the guys, smelling of > perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping > your wife on the butt > and having the balls to say: "You're next."

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> I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject