WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to

"how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor

store and a Harley dealership. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a

shit.