A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
> Unknown to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet. Her husband
> comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now
> has company.
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> Boy: "Dark in here.."
> Man: "Yes it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
> Man: "That's nice."
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
> Man: "No, thanks."
> Boy: "My dad's outside."
> Man: "OK, how much?"
> Boy: "$250."
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> A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in
> the closet together.
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> Boy: "Dark in here."
> Man: "Yes, it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
> Man: "How much?"
> Boy: "$750."
> Man: "Fine."
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> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
> outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The
> father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000. The
> father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
> That's
> way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
> make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and
> makes the little boy sits in the confession booth and closes the door.
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> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."