>>Black Testicles?
>>
>>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
>>hour, surgical procedure.
>>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>>Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>>to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are
>>my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
>>about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
>>pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
>>and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then,
>>she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
>>Sir!!"
>>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>>"Thank you very much. That was
>> wonderful, but, listen very, very
>>closely...
>>
>>A R e - m y - t e S t - R e S U l t S - B a c k?
