Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
posted on
May 01, 2008 08:53AM
Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said 'I'm sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died last night.'
'Well, den' said Boudreaux, ' jus' give my money back, yeah. '
'I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already.'
'OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey.'
'What are you gonna do with him'
'I'm gon-to raffle him off.'
'You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!'
'Well dats where you wrong!! You wait you an' you learn how smart we
Cajuns are!'
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, 'What happened
with that dead donkey?'
'I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made $998.'
'Didn't anyone complain?'
'Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
