You are correct, my spelling is at best, horrible. As to my education, I like to brag that I am "high school stupid". You see I barely graduated from high school. In fact, I left with a D average.

My father would tell me that "if I didn't study and go to college I would dig ditches the rest of my working life", damn if he wasn't right.

So, after a stint in the United States Army protecting liberals rights, I proceeded that ditch digging career. Funny thing happened during that world of dirt excavation................it made me a multi millionare and I am sure much to your dismay, I can afford the best doctors in the world to keep me alive. So, in summary I shall now depart and take my 58 year old hunky body and my dog for walk.....on the beach. Oh' did I forget to mention I live at a southern California beach? Yep, you are correct, that lack of higher education sure did ruin my life

Shouldn't your note read "your lack of correct spelling?"