A man had worked at a pickle factory for years.

One day, he came home & told his wife he’d been fired.

“What happened?” she asked.

“I’m too ashamed to tell you,” he said.

“I’m your wife. You can tell me anything.”

“Well,” he said, “for months now, while I’m at work, I’ve had a tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer.”

His wife gasped.

“Well, today, it finally got to be too much to handle, and…well, I actually tried it.”

“You put it in the pickle slicer?” asked his wife.

“Yes.”

“And what happened?”

“They fired me.”

“No, I mean with the pickle slicer?” asked his wife.

“Oh. They fired her too.”